Hansbelle

I live on faith.
16, a Hungarian far from home, but perfectly at home.

July 28, 2014 4:22 pm 4:13 pm
mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics


The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.

mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

(Source: itskylestyle, via itsahardrockpunk)

July 27, 2014 10:17 pm 9:31 pm

shouldnt:

mynameistrolly:

diggly:

IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL

human puppy

human puppy

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via lilio)

9:26 pm
"Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20."
July 22, 2014 12:49 am 12:45 am 12:44 am
gellijelli:

NO THANK YOU HUMAN.

gellijelli:

NO THANK YOU HUMAN.

(Source: hamusoku.com, via nevertoolateash)

12:44 am
luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

(via nevertoolateash)

12:44 am

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via nevertoolateash)

12:27 am

are you fucking kidding me

mayarashi:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)

i have to wonder if it would have just been best to not tell you about the article lol

(via johnwatsonsdefinitelyindanger)

July 21, 2014 11:56 pm

trust:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

(Source: trust, via johnwatsonsdefinitelyindanger)

6:30 pm

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via johnwatsonsdefinitelyindanger)

July 20, 2014 10:22 pm

rexuality:

if you hug me, you aren’t allowed to half ass it. i don’t want that awkward one arm bullshit. I want 100% squeezy, warm, cozy, i-fuckin-mean-it hugs and any less is an indication of WEAKNESS

The sad things is that no one is used to hugs. At least no one I know at school is. People at church are used to hugs and good ones too because we’re a family and it’s a thing.
But anyway it’s really sad because the other day I gave my best friend a hug because I met up with her for the first time in the summer finally but I forgot we never hug, or school friends never hug so she’s not used to it. She seemed really uncomfortable and confused, she didn’t even hug me back.
Cultures that exclude hugging are sad.

(via lilio)

9:22 pm
smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. 
I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. 
After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

(via johnwatsonsdefinitelyindanger)